More on the Snake

A comment about his gambling picks. Luckily, he has steered away from betting on my two main teams, Michigan and the Yankees. If you so much as mention them in your picks, I swear to god I will take a broken beer bottle and shove it up your ass one night when you are passed out on one of my couches. Now, if you were to place a bet and say this Japanese pitcher is going to be a stud for the Red Sox, I might go for that. Otherwise, I am amused how bad you are at picking games. Since this is the first year I have been on the email list, have you been this bad consistently or is this a flash in the pan of horribleness?

Next thing.....what is the deal with the tropical shirts at fucking concerts? Granted, I have been to only one concert with you, which I was promptly kicked out of, but regardless, you are not a 50 year old man yet. I think you would make a better fashion statement if you just rocked your sweater.

And finally, your television picks, not only do I refuse to watch shitty TV, the only person I will ever listen to is Higgins. He and I have similar TV viewing patterns, and thats the only person I trust.